cyclopentadiene:

runwritesuffer:

Selfie Sunday!

Because why the hell not?

Everybody go shower my favorite English major dorm neighbor with love! <3

watch out cutie alert 

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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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fileformat:

fileformat:

Baby otter

omg

me as a young otter

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

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pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG. Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM. I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

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Dirty feet summer time hammock selfie.

Dirty feet summer time hammock selfie.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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millk-stain:

shugarskull:

Yeon Woo Jhi

Is that mikasa

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