homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

(via helioscentrifuge)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via mischief-pandaaa)

smileybeardman:

im not sure if i needa get laid or if i just needa eat some cake.

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

awwww-cute:

my co-workers new bernese mountain dog imported from Poland two days ago

(via yoshkabosh)

thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via steampoweredwit)

(Source: zay4ik, via yoshkabosh)

Ifinoshed whitg whole bottle on

Wine are you proud of me?

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via fairywingsandarmyboots)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via helioscentrifuge)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

(via mischief-pandaaa)

(Source: orangeskins, via pizza)

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via pyrojirah)

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"What?"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

liamdryden:

theplacethatevolutionforgot:

There needs to be more cosplayers like this.

"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"

"BATman? Well that explains it"

"What?"

"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"

"D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO"

(via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)