algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

(via newonmonday)

nixpunkin:

pros of dating me 

  • i am very soft
  • i smell very good like 97% of the time
  • i am very squishy and okay with cuddling
  • i’ll bake you things

cons of dating me

  • i am very insecure and will need consistent reassurance that you don’t actually hate me
  • i’ll probably ask you to clean up after i bake you things
  • i squirm a lot while im cuddling people

(via bonesismyteddybear)

cyberjock:

"[insert shooter/serial killer name] is so hot tho omg!!!"

image

(via skarletfyre)

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

(via helioscentrifuge)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via pyrojirah)

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via brooke-the-cook)

ncarinae:

marxisforbros:

Important performances in modern history.

this episode was so fucking well written and so well acted i just cant. like red’s story is so god damn real as a personal story. fuck

(Source: sergioxaguilera, via housefreewill)

fucklikeagod:



I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing

Rather fond of the rain, if I’m to be honest…

fucklikeagod:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing

Rather fond of the rain, if I’m to be honest…

(via cyclopentadiene)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via fairywingsandarmyboots)

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

(via pyrojirah)

dejavu1973:

Breakfast is ready ~

(via cyclopentadiene)

marcjacobsrain:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA
THIS
LONG

marcjacobsrain:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA

THIS

LONG

(via cyclopentadiene)

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

(Source: kakerukurosawa, via helioscentrifuge)

rapunzelie:

*screams* cuddle me or I will explode

(via helioscentrifuge)

auntiehardscum:

kidacon:

life with a cat and a dog

perfect 

(Source: kngkda, via helioscentrifuge)